Tag: funny
group name: themeltingpot
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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December 01, 2006 04:35 PM EST --
I’ve got one. You may be asking how one develops a toilet phobia. Well, I’m here to tell you.
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December 02, 2006 04:01 PM EST --
Lois was on that brittle edge, poised on the razor blade separating disappointment and ecstasy. Thrusting her hips upward she gasped, "Now. Now!" and, true to his obligations as a hero, Superman . . . more
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January 28, 2007 02:46 AM EST --
I am not sure about you, but I am pretty particular about certain things. Not in a negative way, just in a certain way. I don't appreciate people bending the spine of a new book. . . . more
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September 10, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
I thought this would help bring a smile, it is so cute! Obama in Virginia:
"You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig," he said as the crowd cheered . . . more
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December 18, 2006 03:11 PM EST --
I hate television I think it rots the brain and has stolen 90% of the free time Americans have had available over the past five decades. Think about it. We have so little time to ourselves to do what we . . . more
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July 29, 2007 05:29 AM EDT --
chuckles 03 & 04 of 09
Revenge
Okay, let the damned electric guitars wail
bloody banjos loudly duel . . . more
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December 18, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
Stan woke up and found himself hooked up to a lot of gadgets -- things beeping, lights flashing; all pretty damn annoying. He started to clear his head and think, “Where am I?”. . . . more
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January 09, 2008 07:02 PM EST --
I was really needing a good laugh, and one of my friends picked up on my vibe and sent this along to my Inbox.
Hope you get as much of a chuckle out of it as I did:
None of that Sissy CrapAre you . . . more
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April 28, 2008 07:41 AM EDT --
Ever since I can recall, my dad has been telling The Pig Story. He tells it with great flourish and over the years, he's perfected a series of coy pauses and soft smiles, delivered at just the . . . more
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January 27, 2007 04:44 AM EST --
The sun beats down in its unrelenting fashion. Anything scurrying across the planet's surface is instantly reduced in weight as the sweat pours from their body. In some cases the more intelligent . . . more
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October 07, 2008 01:14 AM EDT --
I am just a three-dimensional man living in three spatial dimensions: length, width and thickness. Scientists consider time a fourth dimension, but it is not like the other three.
Time has no width . . . more
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June 20, 2008 04:04 AM EDT --
H a p p y B i r t h d a y , C a r o l y n
Yep, Carolyn Madden is almost 21 today. If it'd been a day later, she would . . . more
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May 26, 2007 10:36 AM EDT --
Note: this started off as a Buddy Saga, but I ranged so far off that topic, I decided to start over for the day. This, on the other hand, sort of began a life of it's own.
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March 24, 2008 04:19 AM EDT --
"Anyone can paint an apple," said Pablo Picasso. The question is, are you a true artist? Can you paint an apple that is hanging from a tree, a tree that holds a tree house belonging to a sad . . . more
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April 07, 2008 08:21 AM EDT --
I'm a big fan of the English. They are highly civilized, rich in culture and history. If only they'd learn to drive correctly and speak the language properly, they'd be a perfect people. . . . more
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June 07, 2008 11:28 AM EDT --
INNER SPRINGS NEWS report: Granny CG's Good News
The long-awaited Grand Opening of the Holy Grill Cafe is coming up, and all are welcome! The amazing Portobello family has been preparing their . . . more
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March 31, 2008 09:53 AM EDT --
You better not tell me that this has never happened to you.. :)
As I stare at this blank screen nothing happens.
I wait for lightning to strike me, but alas, it is not to be.
My muse has . . . more
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March 17, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
Bud asked Irene, "If gambling is so fun, how come no one here is smiling?"
She didn't have an answer for that, neither did she have an excuse for dragging him into Ceasar's Palace. . . . more
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March 24, 2008 08:13 AM EDT --
In January of 1976, Jimmy Carter smiled his way toward the presidency, I worked third shift in a steel foundry, a communist army occupied Saigon and the coldest winter in decades gripped the Twin Cities. . . . more
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