Tag: humor
group name: themeltingpot
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August 11, 2007 07:32 PM EDT --
This war that has now become a part of my every morning disturbs me. I have really loved feeding my hummingbirds. I have several, some large some very small. One who I think is paranoid, as he/she looks . . . more
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July 03, 2007 09:44 PM EDT --
My daughter has endeared many people to her. She is such a doll, and anytime the "girls" get together I try to bring Bree with me. What can I say, she loves the attention. She . . . more
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December 01, 2006 04:35 PM EST --
I’ve got one. You may be asking how one develops a toilet phobia. Well, I’m here to tell you.
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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April 10, 2007 04:53 PM EDT --
Jobs That My Cats Are Not Qualified To Do...
Tupperware Representative
Autopyrotechnician (firework maker)
Futurist
Prime Minister
Arborist
Nanny
Security Guard
Priest
Mason
Dentist
Nutritionist . . . more
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February 13, 2007 08:22 AM EST --
During my last pregnancy, I learned a hard lesson. Maternity jeans with snap closures just aren't practical. I mean....with an expanding tummy, how likely is it those snaps will do the . . . more
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December 02, 2006 04:01 PM EST --
Lois was on that brittle edge, poised on the razor blade separating disappointment and ecstasy. Thrusting her hips upward she gasped, "Now. Now!" and, true to his obligations as a hero, Superman . . . more
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July 02, 2007 10:26 PM EDT --
My husband and I thought our honeymoon would probably be the only time we could get away and see some place exotic for many years to come. We decided on Montego Bay, Jamaica. Excitedly we boarded . . . more
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July 04, 2007 09:48 PM EDT --
I ponder as I sit here
Just what it is I’d do.
If I won the lottery,
A million bucks or two?
Would I buy that lovely island,
Escape the life I know.
Waking on the beach each day,
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August 16, 2007 09:44 PM EDT --
I was so happy to be cooking for my daughter.. she has thyroid cancer and is off her medicine and on the low iodine diet getting ready for radiation...
I wanted to make her something different.. . . . more
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May 06, 2007 01:21 PM EDT --
I'm like a fat girl who desperately needs to be Barbie.
I need to put a stop to this. It is probably worse because I didn’t go to church today. It’s bad enough that on Saturday I watch . . . more
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July 29, 2007 05:29 AM EDT --
chuckles 03 & 04 of 09
Revenge
Okay, let the damned electric guitars wail
bloody banjos loudly duel . . . more
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August 24, 2007 05:29 PM EDT --
There are so many external and internal stimuli hitting you at once that your brain has learned to filter them out.
The first ones that get ignored are ones that you do; which is why you . . . more
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August 20, 2007 03:40 AM EDT --
Before I continue, let me just say this: I mean no offence to John Philipp. Gidday John. Long time listener, first time caller. You’re great. Seriously, I love your work. Let’s do lunch sometime. . . . more
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December 18, 2006 03:11 PM EST --
I hate television I think it rots the brain and has stolen 90% of the free time Americans have had available over the past five decades. Think about it. We have so little time to ourselves to do what we . . . more
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March 07, 2007 10:50 AM EST --
I’m sure many of you have read Judith Viorst’s great children’s book with a similar title. I’m not stealing it, only using it to describe a recent day in my own life. Looking back, . . . more
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May 26, 2007 06:34 PM EDT --
I looked in the mirror and what did I see?
Big old wrinkles looking at me,
under my eyes straight down to my neck;
I gasped in surprise and said,
"What the heck!?"
I've used . . . more
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September 08, 2007 04:57 AM EDT --
Let's just say right from the start that yes, I have blond hair. I also have an undergraduate degree (3.9 GPA), and a master's degree (4.0), all from well-respected universities. I have studied . . . more
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July 03, 2007 08:21 PM EDT --
until all the photo posting madness is over!
I have posted pictures too. I have tried to only select the ones that I thought others would be interested in seeing.
I almost cannot look at . . . more
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April 12, 2008 10:49 PM EDT --
Although sleep keeps calling me back
The feel of whiskers on my face beckons
I try softly brushing them away
They disappear but are back again in seconds
I turn over and . . . more
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